Tuesday, April 17, 2007

"I'm Not Fat, But My Friend Valerie Bertinelli Is."


Okay, I am fat. And I'm not friends with Valerie Bertinelli. But I'm quoting a Jenny Craig commercial here. And annoying as Kirstie Alley is, I gotta say, this is a creative way to begin a commercial.

I kind of wish I was friends with Valerie Bertinelli. We could talk about One Day at a Time, and do each other's hair, and give each other manicures, and write a sitcom where we play overweight sisters realizing our dream of touring the country via motorcycle. Val would drive, and I'd sit in the sidecar trying to read a map. And maybe we'd help people everywhere we went. Or. . . or. . . we'd pretend to be helping them, only we'd be scam artists who steal their money.

2 comments:

Unknown said...

That'd be a great sitcom. It'd be like "Touched by an Angel" except more like "Touch by Two Women Riding the Country in a Motercycle." For specials you could go to foreign countries.

utenzi said...

Interesting idea for a sitcom, Carli. I understand Valerie's not doing much these days. You should shoot the concept over to her agent and who knows...