Thursday, June 07, 2007

A Letter From the Cat to The Grandmother, Regarding The Finally-Removed Disgusting Blue Chair

Dear Ms. Grandma:
It has come to my attention that you were the primary impetus in the removal of my fuzzy blue sleeping vessel. Damn you, woman. I should expect I will have to bring out my claws against anything in my path should you not immediately remedy the situation by purchasing this small token of your affection for your grandson.
http://www.amazon.com/Park-Place-Mega-Size-Cat/dp/B000QDRWZC/ref=sr_1_2/103-7573464-7193460?ie=UTF8&s=home-garden&qid=1181214525&sr=1-2

Best,
The Cat

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Funny how your cat sounds like Stewie on Family Guy. Please don't buy that monstrosity cat condo. Give him a paper bag an he'll be one happy cat.
T-Mo.

utenzi said...

Holy Crap! That costs almost as much as my housepayment, Carli.

Shephard said...

Oh, I shouldn't have followed that link with my cats peaking over my shoulder. Now they want one.

This season on Bway is a bit lackluster, isn't it. I've heard all the music, gave them several listens,s... I didn't care for Mary Poppins or this version of Company, I liked half of the music from Grey Gardens and a lot of the music from Curtains, and hardly any of the music from Spring Awakenings.

Curtains is the most fun, most traditional (tho I'm often big on nontraditional... Urinetown, Avenue Q, Bat Boy, etc). Grey Gardens is solid, but, well, a little grey. I do love Chritine Ebersole tho.

I am hoping Curtains wins. It's the most playable CD, too. And I saw it in LA. But I fear the voters went "highbrow" with the heavy "Spring Awakenings." Imagine "RENT" without the rousing music.

Just my opinion, of course. :)
~S

Margaret said...

That is one heck of a cat condo. Fortunately, Percy manages to make the entire house her playground--no need to augment her fiefdom.

Michele sent me.

Thumper said...

Oh man, if the Psychokitty sees that, he's going to demand one...or he'll swipe my credit card and buy it anyway...

Here via Michele's!

Anonymous said...

$649 !!!!????

I think you better bring back the fuzzy blue sleeping vessel Ms. Grandma :)

Anonymous said...

I got to agree with Sophie up there, the whole house is a playground for my Simba and Patches! They are both perfectly happy with an old cardboard box to occasionally play in.
Michelle sent me, nice to meet you!