Saturday, November 03, 2007

Never Say Goodbye: Keep Connected With Blackberry Instead

My sister and her husband are at a Bon Jovi concert tonight, and she's asked me via Blackberry to e-mail them the score of the Rutgers game from time to time.

What would you do?
A) Tell them the real score
B) Make up a fake score and make them think Rutgers is winning by a lot, when they're actually getting their asses kicked.
C) Make up a fake score and make them think Rutgers is losing by a lot, when they are actually kicking ass.
D) Ignore the e-mail and resume Saturday position in front of the TV. (Seriously, people. I took a FOUR hour nap this afternoon.)

I ultimately went with A. I hope they aren't annoyed, because Rutgers is indeed having their collective ass whooped.

And I hope they appreciate my attempt to rhyme the score with Bon Jovi lyrics.
As in,
"Chains of love got a hold on me.
UConn has 18, Rutgers has 3."

Yes, indeed. I give love a bad name.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Crackin' me up...

I don't know which I would go with. I guess it would just depend on the kind of mood I was in at that moment.

A Army Of (Cl)One said...

They couldn't check the score on their own blackberry?

Of couse this is a major pet peeve of mine. Why the frack should you care about teh score of any game (unless on you are on the hook ot a bookie) while you are at a concert. I'll bet a dollar to a donut tha tthese are the same people who answer their phone/blackberry at the movies.

Hello from Michele. Rant from just me :)