Letter I just taped to my mailbox:
Dear Kindly Postal Worker,
Please do not force large pieces of mail into my mailbox. That's what the bin is for. You totally crushed my free Chick-Fil-A calendar.
Thank you.
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Oh boy...oh boy...oh boy...you just GOTTA tell me what you find in the mailbox tomorrow!
Oh, I totally want to steal that one.
Of course sometimes my postman (and yes, he's a man) is nice and leaves my packages at my apartment door when I'm not home instead of making me go to the post office to pick them up. I don't want to piss him off too much.
There's nothing more fearsome than a ticked off postal dude.
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