A CONVERSATION AT MODELL'S

Cashier: This Yankee shirt's only $5?

ME: Yeah, I think it's because it's a Roger Clemens shirt, and he's not playing for the Yankees anymore, and he's embroiled in that steroid scandal. I'm not even a Yankee fan. . . but for $5, I'd wear a shirt with Hitler written across the back of it. Of course, he never made it to the majors.

Cashier: Would you like to donate $1 for autism?

ME: Causing it or curing it?

Cashier: Uh, curing it?

ME: Ok.


Crazy Artie story to come by end of week month world--promise. I'm having too much fun buying cheap tee shirts and doing laundry and stuff to write a big post right now.

On Saturday, I shit you not, I'm going to an introduction to birdwatching class.