Tuesday, July 29, 2008

Conversation of the Day

HER: I've raised children; I don't know if I can raise a dog.

ME: I think I could raise a dog more easily than a child.

HER: You're better with the four-legged animals than the two-legged.

ME: Well, yeah, except frogs, 'cause they freak me out.

HER: Well, frogs don't have legs. [Editor's note: WTF???]

ME: Yes, they do. Haven't you ever heard of frog's legs?

HER: Yeah, but we eat those.

ME: So, they still have legs. In South Korea, they eat dogs. Dogs still have legs.

HER: I'm never going to South Korea.

3 comments:

Thumper said...

LOL...maybe she thought frogs have flippers?

Anonymous said...

This conversation could only happen in real life my friend...

Hillarious.

Rachel said...

Maybe she thought they were like fish fingers. You know, just a food.

Chicken nuggets?