[two guys in an office]
Guy 1: Why the long face, Bob?
Guy 2: My cat ate spaghetti last night.
Guy 1: That doesn't sound so bad.
Guy 2: Oh, no? Spaghetti was our parakeet.
It's so bad, I almost replaced "Spaghetti was our parakeet" with "Oh, no? I'm sleeping with your wife." That wouldn't make sense, but it would be funnier.
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What does it say about me that I find this hillarious?
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