Setup: We are waiting for an elevator at Disney's Animal Kingdom Lodge, where animals roam on artificial savannahs set up around the property.
ME: Maybe there will be a zebra on the elevator.
HER: Really?
ME: No, I'm just kidding. They don't let zebras on the elevator.
HER: Why not?
ME: Because they're rude and press all the buttons so the elevator stops on every floor.
Rotten zebras.
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It's true. The last time I got on an elevator with a zebra, it took forever just to get to the ground floor. But I don't know if all zebras are that rude, I wouldn't want to generalize on just one experience...
If you think zebras are bad, you should try getting on an elevator with an octopus.
I think I did once. Or maybe it was Nigel from accounting.
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