For Rent by the hour:
One adorable three and a half year old
Endearing Qualities:
--talks A LOT
--changes her mind A LOT
--likes to be carried
--has perfected the art of whining
--likes to use the restroom at least once every twenty minutes when in the house
--needs to eat or drink milk once every 30 minutes
--is a really good shadow
--has freshly painted toenails (a whole other adventure)
I have been spending way too much time alone with her so I think it is only fair that everyone else gets to enjoy some one on one. Booking times starting Sunday at 5 through Saturday at 6. Rely cheap rate. Just lots of hugs and kisses.
By the way, she doesn't like it when you nap around her.
Jenn
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Hmmmm....I was looking to rent a shadow. But I just don't have that much milk in the house. Bummer.
hehe
i do know what she means
(Tho mine are all grown)
Happy new year from Sugarloaf Mountain
Wow. I really relate. To your niece.
Except make that coffee and my toenails could use a fresh coat.
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