Carli thinks that "Cuddy" may be the best stupid-but-it-works TV last name since "Nardo."
Carli thinks she found a new therapist. Pray. For both of us.
Carli went down to the sacred store where I'd heard the music years before, but the man there said the music wouldn't play. Then it turned out I was at Denny's.
Carli would like her new nickname to be "Snoops." Or "Snoopy."
Carli just wrote a lame sitcome scene in her head about a double mezzaluna."
Carli could change my habits, never more be scared of rabbits, if I only had the nerve...
Carli is watching the kitty halftime show and cleaning out her crock pot.
Carli is watching Puppy Bowl IV on Animal Planet and taking a shot every time the announcer says, "This game has realy gone to the dogs."
My cat just turned to me and asked, "I can have Roethlisberger?"
Carli is reminding the cat that in this house, we cheer on the underdog.
Carli is watching Bye Bye Birdie and remembering what a darn good musical it is.
Carli is going to A&P to buy grapefruit juice and also be able to say she went outside today.
Carli hasn't woken up yet today. . . maybe tomorrow.
Carli is stuffy. Is that a dwarf?
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I didn't even know you were on Facebook....gonna pop over and see if I can find you.
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