[scene takes place in an office kitchenette, or break room]
Me: Can we get Brillo pads for the kitchenette?
Her: Why? I don't think we need them.
Me: Because, say for example, someone has oatmeal on Friday, and then realizes she only has twenty minutes to get to the movie theater for the movie she already bought a ticket to, and doesn't have time to wash the oatmeal bowl, so she sticks the bowl in a drawer till Monday and now it's really nasty and she just wants to clean it so she can make soup. A Brillo pad might come in handy. Now, I'm not saying this actually happened to anyone; I'm just saying it could. . .
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Hahahahahah! I love it!
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