[We meet on the street.]
Him: Where ya going?
Me: Just goin to the supermarket to get clementines.
Him: (looks at watch) New Simpsons on tonight.
Me: I have 45 minutes. The supermarket is 5 minutes away.
Him: Ok, I just don't want you to get lost amongst the citrus fruits.
Relevance:
It's 7:27. I need lemon juice. New Simpsons at 8. Can I make it?
[insert 24-esque clock tick]
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