Another Weird Dream

I was living back at my parents' house (the one they are moving out of today), and I had a pet gorilla. And I was only feeding the gorilla Gorilla Chow, and not paying much attention to him, and my parents went away and we were in their room watching TV, and the gorilla threw up. Then my parents came home with a bunch of mangoes and the gorilla really wanted them and I realized I should have been supplementing his diet all along with fresh fruit. And then it turned out there were two gorillas; one of them was a baby, and they were actually both pretty sick. They kept running around in circles. My father and my brother-in-law decided to catch the larger gorilla in a garbage bag, but the gorilla broke out and scratched my father. Then I think I was waking up and decided I needed to end on a good note so the gorillas wound up going to a sanctuary.

The crazy thing is, I think I know what the dream means.

Uh, did you know that the gorilla is the mascot at Pittsburg State University in Kansas? Did you know there even was a Pittsburg in Kansas? There's no "h" at the end of Pittsburg. 'Cause that's how Kansans roll.