Buying Batteries

To the tune of the last verse of "Defying Gravity"
Long walk to Target, people. Long walk:

So if you care to find me,
I'll be in aisle nine,
For triple-As and 9-volts
Rayovac and Duracell work fine
And if you want Energizer, they're buy one get one free,
You going to the snack bar? Bring a slushie back for meeeeeeeee. . .

Tell them how I am buying batteries.
Got my Dad a tie, now I'm buying batteries,
And soon I'll stick them in my stuff.
Like flashlights and a chair massage,
And the clicker for my car's garage,
To make the door go up and Doooooooooooown
Up and Dooooooooooown.