Wednesday, May 13, 2009

Annoyed Boss Rant of The Day

"Can't you get some water or something? Why are you even hiccuping? Who hiccups anymore? Hiccuping is so 1980s."

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

That sounds like harassment and a hostile work environment!

invisible said...

Well, if your boss thinks hiccuping is '80's, you need to open up some 1980 style whoop-ass .
Yes ! I'm talkin' Footloose!
You need to show your co-workers all the joy they are missing in their hiccup deprived enviroment.
Then you all get together and guzzzle coke from a can and hold in your belches. Instant hiccup-a-thon.
Soon your boss will see the error of their way, and everyone will hiccup and dance to bad music.
Your mullets will wave in the breeze, and your polyester clothing will sparkle in the sun.