Well, if your boss thinks hiccuping is '80's, you need to open up some 1980 style whoop-ass . Yes ! I'm talkin' Footloose! You need to show your co-workers all the joy they are missing in their hiccup deprived enviroment. Then you all get together and guzzzle coke from a can and hold in your belches. Instant hiccup-a-thon. Soon your boss will see the error of their way, and everyone will hiccup and dance to bad music. Your mullets will wave in the breeze, and your polyester clothing will sparkle in the sun.
I am a 30-something Jersey girl. My current interests are walking long distances, absorbing as much theater as possible (especially musicals) and wasting enormous amounts of time on the Internet. I own a coupon binder. I'm obsessed with my cat (with whom I share this profile)
When I write as my cat, I am an 11-year-old tabby cat. I enjoy blankets and long slurps from the sink. I also like turkey, chicken, cheezburger, shrimps, salmons, tunas, and French fries. And corn. And Star Wars.
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That sounds like harassment and a hostile work environment!
Well, if your boss thinks hiccuping is '80's, you need to open up some 1980 style whoop-ass .
Yes ! I'm talkin' Footloose!
You need to show your co-workers all the joy they are missing in their hiccup deprived enviroment.
Then you all get together and guzzzle coke from a can and hold in your belches. Instant hiccup-a-thon.
Soon your boss will see the error of their way, and everyone will hiccup and dance to bad music.
Your mullets will wave in the breeze, and your polyester clothing will sparkle in the sun.
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