Tuesday, October 13, 2009

Why I Hate That My Mother Has Portable E-Mail Access

Email Subject: Diame Ladd (spelled that way)
> Just met her in a store. Could you imdb her and tell us what she was in?
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> Sent on the go from my Peek
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My reply:

She was nominated for an Oscar for the film "Stop Freaking E-mailing Your Daughter From Arizona."
Also she was the original Flo in the movie "Alice Doesn't Live Here Anymore"
And a lot of other things.
And she's Laura Dern's mother.
Laura Dern is from Jurassic Park.
With the dinosaurs.
Now leave me the Hell alone.
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I mean, in my opinion, when your parents go on vacation, it's a vacation for you, too, right?

2 comments:

Tootie said...

Yeah, they told me they were at a "soace" themed restaurant...like I was supposed to know that was SPACE!!!!

invisible said...

you should have made up a bunch of porn titles from her movies and told those to your mom.
" Jurrasic Pork"
" Alice doesn't cum here anymore"
You get the idea.
Then act all aghast that your mom would know a porn actress and tell her you are ashamed of her.
Bet she'll leave you alone for a while.



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