Monday, November 02, 2009

Hey #4: Henry and Natalie Get Some Pie

For my N2N Peeps:
Follows the structure (or tries to) of Hey #1

Henry: Hey,
Natalie: Hey
Henry: Can we go get some pie? 'Cause I really want pie.
I am starved.
Natalie: You'll get by.

Henry: Hey,Hey,They have coconut cream And it's only 3 bucks
Natalie: This place sucks.
Henry: Don't be mean.

Natalie: My fork has a spot
Henry: Should I get pecan or what?
Natalie: And our waiter's a mime
Henry: Or maybe key lime. . .
Natalie: An actual mime!

Henry: Hey! Hey!
Natalie: Henry, stop! Stop naming pies!
Henry: Strawberry rhuuuuuuuuuubarb! What the Hell is a rhubarb?

Natalie: I think it's a fruit.
Henry: No, from what I've observed, I think it's an herb.

Hey, say, This is good f*cking pie. Won't you give it a try? It's blueberry, can't you see?
That it's warm and yummy?
Natalie: I don't like pie
Henry: Eat this pie with me??????
Natalie: Goodbye, Henry.

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