A POST THAT WILL MAKE SENSE TO A FEW NEXT TO NORMAL FANS, AND NO ONE ELSE

Then again, when do my posts ever make much sense to anyone?

Anyhoo, in honor of Alice Ripley's birthday, I'm going to ghostwrite a memoir, called "She Only Pours the Kashi: The Tragic Tell-All Story of an Unopened Box of Weetabix."

Also, on a mostly unrelated matter, I'm thinking of having a t-shirt made that says, "Suspend Disbelief, Mother Fucker!"