Wednesday, August 30, 2006

I TOTALLY FUCKING KILLED GLENN FORD

I killed Glenn Ford. And it wasn't one of those things where I thought of an actor and then they died. I swear to god, this afternoon, I said to myself, if I go to Yahoo! right now, it's going to say that Glenn Ford is dead, I don't care if it never works when I actually think of them dying. . . and I went and it wasn't there, but now it IS. I knew he was going to be dead today.
Do you hear that, New York? I killed Glenn Ford! Take that, ex-therapist who didn't believe I had the power to kill celebrities with my mind.

I'm sad that he's dead, and I hope TCM devotes an entire day to Glenn Ford programming. If they don't, they're asses. I've blogged about Ford before; he was simply a very reliable, talented, highly watchable actor. But I hope they don't do it next Wednesday, because they're all 3 Topper movies in a row and I never saw the third one.

And another really freaky thing: While I was emailing BB that I'd killed Glenn Ford, he was emailing me with the message, "Why did you kill Glenn Ford?"

5 comments:

Carli N. Wendell said...

It was around 4 o'clock when I checked. I think I checked at the exact moment that he died.

Anonymous said...

I still don't know who Glenn Ford is. Did he make a 1948 movie?

Anonymous said...

Why don't you harness that power and train it on, oh, i don't know -- Mel Gibson?

Anonymous said...

Pippa!

That's one letter off from being a girl in braids by the sea.

I wish they'd play that movie on TCM.

Anonymous said...

Are you sure you weren't aiming for Gerald Ford and just missed?