Mandy: Do you like South Pacific?
Me: Are you kidding? I was just having an imaginary conversation with my ex-therapist a few days ago about how much I can't stand South Pacific. (This is totally true.)
Me: Don't you think Emma Watson looks like Ally Sheedy?
J-Dog: Yeah, a little, you're right.
Me: I almost feel that if Ally Sheedy would get her act together and start acting again, she and Emma Watson could play brother and sister.
Me: Don't you think Emma Watson looks like Ally Sheedy?
BB: A little bit.
Me: I sort of expected you to say, "She looks a little like the Sheed."
Audge: I'm so tired. The Mets games start so late because they're on the west coast this week.
Me: You need DVR. DVR goes into the future and tapes the games before they're even played, so you can watch them earlier.
Audge: That doesn't sound possible.
Me: Ask Bill.
Bill: What? Um. . . I haven't really heard of that.
(Backstory: This is a woman who is very sweet and deserves only good things in life. But I continue to harass her on a daily basis about getting DVR. She tapes Regis and Kelly, for crying out loud. Every day.)
Audge: I'm going to Jamestown next week for the 400th anniversary of the first settlement.
Me: You know, the last surviving settler is actually going to be there.
Audge: The last surviving settler from 400 years ago?
Me: Yes.
. . . and one email
SuzyQ: Why haven't you updated the blog?
Me: Bugger off.
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Emma Watson and Ally Sheedy, hmm? I shall have to go find some reference photos. :)
Hello from Michele's!
Anyone that goes out of their way to see Regis and Kelly wants pain in their life. That's just masochistic, Carli.
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