Wednesday, November 21, 2007

My Editor's Reaction To Seeing The Birthday Card I Sent My Cousin

"I don't think the Post Office is gonna deliver that. . ."
"Are those even stamps? They don't even look like stamps." . . .
And again
"I don't think the Post Office is gonna deliver that."

Trust me, it was funnier in person. Not as funny as the impression he just did of the Swedish Chef, but funny enough. Imagine an envelope covered in triangular Jamestown stamps (none of them in the upper right corner) and horrible, uneven handwriting.

That envelope better get where it's going. There's 20 bucks worth of Disney Dollars in there. And a really funny Errol Flynn birthday card that set me back a measly $.50 at my favorite dollar store.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

THOSE STAMPS ARE COLLECTIBLES! YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO USE THEM!