ME: When you described me to the cops, did you say I was fat?
HER: Uh, no. I said curly hair, black shirt, jeans, and covered in your own blood.
ME: Ok, that's fine.
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About Me
- Carli N. Wendell
- I am a 30-something Jersey girl. My current interests are walking long distances, absorbing as much theater as possible (especially musicals) and wasting enormous amounts of time on the Internet. I own a coupon binder. I'm obsessed with my cat (with whom I share this profile) When I write as my cat, I am an 11-year-old tabby cat. I enjoy blankets and long slurps from the sink. I also like turkey, chicken, cheezburger, shrimps, salmons, tunas, and French fries. And corn. And Star Wars.
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And here comes that feeling...stomach muscles tightening...almost painful mirth.
You kill me with these random conversation snippets Carli.
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