Wendell the Cat Takes Over the Blog

I'm writing this here, 'cause Mom won't let me write on my own blog, 'cause she says she doesn't have the time or patience to lemme post regularly on a cat blog.

But tuday, I'm a takin over her blog while she goes all Ape-shit about her new Jipsee CD. Now I dunno why she needed a new Jipsee CD, 'cause she has songs from, like, 4 diffrent Jipsees on her itooooones. But she was all, "This one has the complete version of Together Wherever We Go" and I'm all, "I dont know what that is but I think Marsha Brady sang it once with her mother."

Any weigh, things got totally theater geeky in here when Mom's phone rang, 'cause her ring is "Rose's Turn" from Jipsee, sung by someone who is a Merman. I don't know how a Merman can sing if he lives in the water, but whatever. And her phone rang while she was listening to Jipsee, so it was all, "Lots of Jipsee here."And I dunno why she has to have all this Jipsee music, 'cause she's always singin it to me. Why does she need other people to sing it for her if she knows all the words?

I swear, if I gotta hear "Everything's Coming Up Roses" one more time, everything's gonna be comin' up cat food from my belly, 'cause I'm gonna puke.

Also, she had my nails trimmed yesterday at the vet, and now I feel like Harold Russell a little.