[Scene: I'm at work, sitting at my cubicle, blowing up an inflatable Death Star. Because that is my job. I blow up inflatable Death Stars. And occasionally, I blow up condemned buildings as part of my work with the EPA. I'm a munitions expert AND an inflatables expert. And, apparently, a compulsive liar.]
Audge: Carli, what is that you're blowing up?
Dan: It's an inflatable Death Star.
Audge: Oh, it's not a globe?
Me: Yes, it's a globe. (points to gray square on Death Star). See? This is Ireland.
Audge: Oh, it looked like a globe. What is that, from Star Trek?
Me: You should probably stop talking now. I'm blogging all of this.
Coming up: Photos of my new super-cool inflatable Death Star, which I will use to destroy an inflatable Alderon.
No comments:
Post a Comment