Things I Think About at 6 a.m.

I wish I could skate.

I haven't been blogging much. Too many of my random thoughts wind up on FACEBOOK when I should blog them. Or better yet, let them go. They're just thoughts. I'm not Einstein. Of course not. He didn't have a blog. I think he Twittered, though.

If I didn't have somewhere to be this morning or somewhere to be tonight, I could have used the fact I woke up at 4:30 as an excuse to go to the Next to Normal rush. Some of the show's superfans get there at 4 a.m. for one of the 26 "rush" seats they sell for $25. (They go on sale at 10.) I saw the show on Sunday (in the back row, where you can get reasonably priced tickets without waking up at the crack of dawn) and feel I need to see it one more time. Just once. . .

I really need to update this blog. It's embarrassing. I haven't updated the movie list in two years. It needs a new look. And a new name. I'm thinking of calling it "Amazon.com." Or maybe just "Canada." How does that sound?

In an event as rare as the moon in the seventh house, when Jupiter aligns with Mars, I know where my camera and battery charger are at the same time, so maybe I'll post pictures again soon, if I can find where I put the USB memory stick adaptor. But they'll probably just be of a cat licking himself, so don't get too excited.

Don't treat your puppy like a dog dog dog feed him Puppy Chow.

Yeah, I'm gonna try to get some sleep.