Alright, which of these did I do today?
(Obviously this is a trick question. . .)
1. Offer my shopping cart to someone who clearly needed one and say, "Don't worry. I don't really need it. I'm just here buying Christmas ornaments for some cats."
2. Ask, "Do you think G0d sent Jesus to die for our sins so we could buy discounted Barbie dolls?" even though I'm Jewish, and don't really believe in G0d, and was talking to a total stranger.
3. Walk up to a woman stocking a shelf with Battleship games and say, with a completely straight face, "Excuse me, do you have any more Battleship games?"
Wow. I am really desperate to make my life interesting.
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