Those of you without cats can ignore this one. Actually, those of you with cats should probably ignore it, too.

Dear Wendell:
Just because you didn't see Mommy put the noms in the bowl doesn't mean the noms aren't already in the bowl. You don't need to stand at the bowl and cry. Just eat the fucking food that's already there.

Love,
Mommy.

P.S. I know we use the term "yum yum" in this apartment, but I'm using noms because lately I've seen a lot of really cute lolcats saying it, and also because we may be the only ones who call it yum yum.

Who wants yum yum? Whoooo wants yum yum? Good boy! Good boy! Who's a good kitty? Who's a good kitty? YOU are!