This is Important

If you're ever in line for the bathroom at Starbucks, and a woman ahead of you goes into the bathroom whilst still on the phone, and remains on the phone until she leaves the bathroom, be sure if you turn to the person next to you to speak clearly so that you don't have to repeat yourself twice, at a higher volume, as I did, when you say, "There's no way that woman didn't get vagina all over her phone."