"Have a nice trip! Bring me back something French": Have a nice trip.
"Everything's Archie": Everything's okay.
"My cleats! I forgot to take off my cleats!": Traditionally said before a wedding.
"Oh my G-d, that is SO Jetsons meets the Flintstones": Two things in my life that don't usually go together have converged. (Example: T. Mo, my friend from work, grew up in Virginia and went to school and works in NYC, and wound up living in the next town over to my hometown in Central Jersey.)
In my defense. . . : I have made a mistake and I am trying to weasel out of it.
"Ow"--said on instinct whenever I hurt myself, or do something that doesn't even hurt but was unexpected (i.e., sitting on my wallet, dropping my headphones, eating yogurt that doesn't taste good.)
"Does [insert name of celebrity] go on the wall?": A celebrity has died.
"He has as good a chance as Sonny Corleone in a tollbooth."--He has no chance. (Passed down from my father.)
"I was mad, but I was André Agassi mad."--I was angry, but I kept my cool in expressing my anger.
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